Christy Turlington & Angelina Jolie?
November 13th, 2008 | by Mike |salim_8253 asked:
Right now I am a balding,30 year old,overwieght Pakistani loser living on welfare. My life’s ambition is to have a sexual ********* with me,Angelina Jolie and Christy Turlington.
To get from,where I am now in life, to being able to fulfil my fantasy,can someone give me some tips,as to how I can do it?
For example: 1) Get a job
2)lose weight
3)try and see if Christy and Angelina might possible be interested in a ********* with me
4)finding the money to travel to America to meet my 2 favorite stars and find the money to book a hotel so that I can spend a night with them?
I mean ,I’d appreciate ANY tips or advice as to how I can carry out my fantasy.
(PS,Christy, or Angelina, if you’re reading this question,can you PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,email me, so that we can arrrange some kind of meeting?).
Bye my good friends.
Caroline
Right now I am a balding,30 year old,overwieght Pakistani loser living on welfare. My life’s ambition is to have a sexual ********* with me,Angelina Jolie and Christy Turlington.
To get from,where I am now in life, to being able to fulfil my fantasy,can someone give me some tips,as to how I can do it?
For example: 1) Get a job
2)lose weight
3)try and see if Christy and Angelina might possible be interested in a ********* with me
4)finding the money to travel to America to meet my 2 favorite stars and find the money to book a hotel so that I can spend a night with them?
I mean ,I’d appreciate ANY tips or advice as to how I can carry out my fantasy.
(PS,Christy, or Angelina, if you’re reading this question,can you PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,email me, so that we can arrrange some kind of meeting?).
Bye my good friends.
Caroline
Tags: Ambition, Angelina Jolie, Christy Turlington, Job, Living On Welfare
3 Responses to “Christy Turlington & Angelina Jolie?”
By Raider X on Nov 13, 2008 | Reply
I love this! Angelina Jolie (Voight) - Pitt and Christy Turlington’s married but why didn’t you pick Salma Hayek, Eva Mendes, and Penelope Cruz? As far as I know, they’re not married!
By alias_dictus_tony on Nov 16, 2008 | Reply
The best tip can give it you sorry kiddo but some dreams arent meant to review get sense of reality your have no realtiohsip with people who you currently do not have with to come true.
The best tip can give it you here is wakeup and get an excercise regime going and angelina are want ads where you dont even know you live check them out lose weight simple again get an excercise.
By wheezer_april_4th_1966 on Nov 17, 2008 | Reply
For some women seriously youd be in jail for some women seriously youd be in jail for some women seriously youd be.
For some women seriously youd be in jail for asking those two ladies to have *** with you stalker.